Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The McCain Loyalty Oath For Women

The McCain Loyalty Oath for Women

I _______________ pledge to transfer my support from Hillary Clinton to John McCain. I agree to do all I can do to get McCain the vote. In order to achieve this noble goal I promise to support McCain's

As a woman I promise to apply McCain's principles to my own life and vow to

  • call myself and my female friends the C word
  • picket abortion clinics
  • not use contraceptives
  • drink bleach so I don't catch HIV and drink Mountain due so I don't get pregnant.
  • give back part of my salary to male coworkers
  • not vote, but pursue education and encourage my father/husband/brother male friends to vote for McCain

Once McCain is elected, I will continue to support him and I will not complain about my losing my right to choose, and other reproductive freedoms. And I will continue to refrain from pursuing equality for women.

Signature ____________

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