Loyalty Oath for Poor People

I _______________ pledge to transfer my support from Hillary Clinton to John McCain. I agree to do all I can do to get McCain the vote. In order to achieve this noble goal I promise to support McCain's

• brave confession that the "issue of economics is not something I’ve understood as well as I should"
• opposition to raising the minimum wage
• claim that the economy is "strong"
  
• promise to make Bush's tax cuts permanent
• commitment to outsourcing
  
• fight against of health care, unemployment insurance, social security, and job training
  

As a poor person I promise to apply McCain's principles to my own life and vow to

• never complain about the minimum wage
• never get sick
• never lose by job
• move to China, Colombia, Peru, India for work

Once McCain is elected, I will continue to support him and I will not complain about my losing my health, home, or financial security. And I will continue to refrain from pursuing a living wage.

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